Monday, October 29, 2007

Fluff and more fluff

Its really becomes a pain to do presentations when you need to crack your brains to put up a creative performance. Talks show, videos, skits etc...you name if, we have it in SMU.

What makes a perfect group? You need to have people with these traits

1)Funny and crazy
2)Designer and Director
2)Smart
3)Highly motivated and organized
4)Just, cool and eloquent

Why?

You need this funny and crazy guy to think of all the fluffs.

You need this creative individual to materialize whatever ideas the former has to offer.

You need the smart guy to make sure that everything is correct.

You need to have the highly motivated and organized individual to push everyone to do their work and to lias and book all the meeting venues.

Since this group is more or less like a Zoo, you need this fair, cool and eloquent leader to settle all the differences and make sure everything goes smoothly. Cats cannot communicate with Dogs. Lions cannot communicate with pigs etc. This zoo keeper is super important!

Seriously, knowing how to play with photoshop or make movies is a necessity in SMU. Looks like I should spend more time during the break reading up on all the online tutorials for adobe photoshop, premiere pro and iMovie. On top of that, I think I should save up to get an iMac and replace my desktop.

My tutee's quite cute. I am Charmingly NAGGY that she demanded for a photo of me with all my nags written on it. Haha.

I think I will love my Creative Thinking group. The crazy ideas+ a Crazily enthu girl = potent combination. Haha. Oh yeah, she gets on a high at 1, 2am?!?! and starts playing?!?! Sometimes, you really need to have this kind of friends to spice up and break the monotony of school life.

Friday, October 26, 2007

Da Boys of 2 SIR

This is so WRONG...

1) Xu Yan told me I slimmed down ... what the ... lol

2) My CSM tell me I have become more girly with long hair and braces ... what the crap ...

This is indicative of me losing masculine attraction. Gosh.

It also implicitly meant that I was undergoing some unnatural process of sex change. This is freaky!

Arhh...I need to go run and pump iron after the term ends....!!!

I went back to 2SIR last night to mark the success of the 12th Mono intake.

The callsign 'Spider' brings back plenty of fond memories. Its really cool to have your own personal call sign, and people acknowledge you through it over the radio.

'Spider! Spider! Enemy at your 3' o' clock 400 m away!'
'Spider! Spider! Take your position! The tanks are coming in 1 minutes time!'

There is this strange phenomenon. All those big sized and muscular Singaporean males whom you think are guardsmen, commandos are infantry guys are usually not combat fit. As a result they become clerks and stuff... (All the non-combat vocations) Unfortunately, the task to protect the nation is left to guys like me. So pathetic. For a fact, I'm definitely the first to die. Not because I suck and can't fight. Rather, I will be the first to be dispatched for war.

Oh well, thats life for ya.

Unlike other companies in the Battlelion, commanders of Charlie company are the most united. More than 80% of the commanders turned up. I'm sure we'll have a smashing time for our CAGE meeting!

Some Charlie boys are simply natural talents when it comes to dating. To them its a 3 step process

1) See target and become interested
2) Talk and go out
3) Become girlfriend

Its quite interesting listen to all their stories of conquest and the amazing things a guy can actually do when it comes to dating.

Heah is on his way to become a chef. Its always good to have a chef friend. When you are at a loss of ideas about what to cook or when you are desperately trying to whip up a delicious and presentable meal for your potential dates, you can always ask him for advice. Haha. Terry made full use of resources and got Heah to help him plan a romantic trip at the Botanical Gardens. WOOoooo

Heah, you watch it. You're wanted.

Ok Herbert, I gonna condemn you in this post. You read it. Whats up with the statement that there is no 'profit' hanging out with guys??? What kind of profit do you actually yield when you go out with girls??? You piece of shit. Next time if you ever appear for any gathering, we're going to tie you up, and make sure you have a smashing good time. A very HUGE margin of profit indeed.

2SIR Wooo Ahhh!

Sunday, October 21, 2007

Fraudulent Misrepresentation

Mr. HASAN DIALO
BANK OF AFRICA(B.O.A)
OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA-FASO,
WEST AFRICA.

Dear Friend,
I know that this message will come to you as a surprise. I AM A SECRETARY OF FOREIGN REMITTANCE DIRECTOR
BOA BANK HERE IN OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA FASO. I Hope that you will not expose or betray this trust and confident that i am about to repose on you for the mutual benefit of our both families.
I need your urgent assistance in transferring the sum of ($25.6)million to your account within 14 banking days. This money has been dormant for years in our Bank without claim. I want the bank to release the money to you as the nearest person to our deceased customer, the owner of the account died along with his supposed next of kin in an air crash since July 31st
2000.
I don't want the money to go into our Bank treasurer as an abandoned fund. So this is the reason why i contacted you so that the bank can release the money to you as the next of kin to the deceased customer. Please I would like you to keep this proposal as a top secret and delete it if you are not interested.
Upon receipt of your reply,i will give you full details on how the business will be executed and also note that you will have 35% of the above mentioned sum if you agree to handle this business with me.
Best Regard.
Mr.HASAN DIALO
SECRETARY FOREIGN REMITTANCE DIRECTOR
BOA BANK OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA FASO



This is so funny. Hey why should you choose me as the deceased next of kin. Why don't you elect yourself as the next of kin and keep all the money for yourself? Please don't try so hard and transfer money all the way from Africa. Is it 25.6 million Zimbabwe dollars? If so forgot it. Billions of it wouldn't be enough for me to buy a piece of bread. I think the administrative cost to transfer money would easily exceed 25.6 ZWD.

Sometimes, I really wonder how people get cheated by such silly mails. Perhaps its like what sales people say. You just ask everyone. Eventually, there will be this one retard who will be tricked. A one in a million chance indeed.

Saturday, October 20, 2007

Is it that Yami???

I know someone who loves yami yogurt so much that she almost went broke eating tubs of them.

I have heard of many who tell me how yummy yami yogurt is.

I have never seen a single yami yogurt stall until yesterday, despite its apparent popularity

Most importantly, I had my very first cup of yami yogurt.

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I don't really eat yogurt. I don't remember when was the last time I've eaten a yogurt. Yami yogurt natural flavour tasted like lime icecream. I should not have added raisins to make it even more sour. I think it will taste good with kellog's frosties corn flakes, crushed oreo cookies and peanuts. I believe the right mixture will make the difference.

Friday, October 19, 2007

Visit

Samuel is in a VERY BAD SHAPE. Thank god he is alive.

Visiting Samuel is the main task, the sub task is to do something about one of the gifts Sam received. This glaring pink hippo. It is impossible to miss it.

Lets see what I have done to it.

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Poor pink hippo hanging by a line. The other one just watching helplessly

Oh yes, I have always been nice. Because of this silly act today. I had so suffer some bad karma. Somehow my matric card got lost and replacement cost a good $70. No way am I going to pay for a card that is this expensive.

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Justice Bao

My business law group is the best. I'm so glad that I get to blog about the success of my business law presentation on my 100th post. Haha. I screwed up the Q and A session because of my slow thinking. It doesn't matter. Its only my first presentation in SMU. Quite a smashing virgin attempt. Haha. Presentations are so fun. Oh well, I love talking to people. Q and A certainly sucks. I need to upgrade the synapses in my brain.

Once again, I tightened my braces. Doc says my teeth is very crooked therefore 9 more months before she can close the 4 lobangs. Arhh... Like women having pms once a month, this tightening of braces thingy is a once a month suffering as well. Gosh, the bite certainly hurts. I would rather go for tooth extraction than to go for tightening. When you extract your tooth, only 1 area is affected. When I tighten my braces, my entire mouth hurts.

Pain is never the issue. The issue is with the food. The kopitiam in SMU and the eateries around the school do not have any stalls which sells porridge. This certainly sucks big time. Why only porridge??? Simply because I cannot even chew. The moment I bite, the pain comes. This is sick. I have to travel all the way to Sunshine plaza to have a decent meal. Worst, during desperate moments today, I had to go to Plaza Singapura Crystal Jade get a fix. $8 porridge!!! Arhh... On top of that, 1 pathetic meal a day. This is killing me.

Porridge at Sunshine Plaza

Porridge at Sunshine Plaza

The Hong Kong Dim Sum here is good. Looks like I'm going to have afternoon tea sessions at Sunshine Plaza every Tuesday with Yee Heng.


Samuel

Why do you have to get yourself into an accident... We did the work together and now you have to miss the fun...

I hate moments like this. I hate all these sudden news about accidents and people dying. It sucks to the core. During times like this you realise how vulnerable life is. Anybody who's so dear, so close to you can just go away like that...

I was happily doing my business law presentation slides with Samuel the night before. And the very next morning shit happens. Please get well soon.

I enjoy Tuesday with Morrie, but I'm quite a loser when it comes to applying certain things which he said. I have no guts to do it. I guess these things will be the greatest regret of my life should I cease to exist tomorrow.

Ohhh Pris, I know you need plenty of sleep. Please do. But don't do it at the wrong places with the wrong people around. Luckily its in safe hands.

"All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us."
J.R.R. Tolkien

Saturday, October 13, 2007

Collided

Dear Nameless friend,

I am so sorry that I was such a Cheapskate on our very first trip to Wala Wala. I promise that that I'll spend more than that pathetic $6.80 cranberry juice next time. (Will there be a next???) Please, please Forgive this loser friend of yours.

Yours sincerely
Danson Ang
10/10/07


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Real lychees are used for lychee martinis =P

Life is so funny.

Tuesday, October 9, 2007

Happy 21st Omar!

He's the man. We work together, have fun together and improve together! Glad to have known you.

Ok, a new place to recommend all of you. That place is Cafe Domus. Its a SUPER ULU cafe hidden at one corner of Owen's road. The ambience is good. Best place to have some affair going on. Haha. No one can find you.

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Bellini Boys!



Monday, October 8, 2007

Beat her at it !

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Oh yes Angela, this post is just for YOU. For me to tell you how talented you are in using your trackpad to draw that picture. Not bad, I could identify you from all those stickgirls which looked very much alike. Haha.

Please don't get too high and cannot sleep after reading this. LOL

You should have joined that special talent competition during Convocation!

Math PSLE

Oh yes, i know this year's PSLE is tough. Especially the math paper. Most of you people reading my blog took that paper like donkey years ago??? Ok lets have a look at what some people have to say

Question

My daughter had problem with this Maths question, and from details given, may not be solvable. Anyone can help solve? I remember a couple of years back, there was an unsolvable question too.

From what she can recall, something like:

6/14 of chairs in hall are in rows of 13.

1/2 of chairs are in rows of 7.

There are 112 more chairs in rows of 7

Balance of chairs are stacked up.

What is total number of chairs?

1st Response:

This forum is indeed crawling with retards who failed their PSLE exams. I have been solving such easy questions which you morons termed as difficult since my PAP Kindergarten days.

2 rows of 7 makes 14 which is 1 more than 13.

So, 112 more in rows of 7 than rows of 13 means 112x2=224 rows of 7 and 112 rows of 13. (224x7=1568)-(112x13=1456)=112

Obviously you daughter can't remember he fractions correctly which rendered this question unsolvable.

2nd Response:

uncle say there are many ways to solve a problem although there are many adults not able to solve this problem.. including university professors.. do you call them retards???.. but we are paying the professors more, you know why??..and the adults may be earning more than the primary school teachers...

not to mention those so-called foreign=talents... can they solve it??

these kind of questions look more like quizzes ...should not even appear in a school exam to squash a child's confidence.. because there are many ways to solve the same problem..

3rd Response:

The answer is 114 x 14.

if you put it in equation form

(7/14 - 6/14 ) x total = 114.

total = 114 x 14

today I very free mark PSLE paper

4th Response:

ok.. since you are probably sleeping.. uncle will tell you... using algebra method.. i guess this is what those learned university professors will do..

let x be the total number of chairs, then 1/2 of x minus 6/14 of x equals 112 which gives x=1568 as the total number of chairs... see??? your answer blow up by 112.. which may be the ''standard'' primary school answer... so you call that smart answer or good answer or the only answer???

5th response:

This problem is correctly deemed unsolvable because one of the rows would not turn out to be a whole number when these figures are represented and solved using simultaneous algebraic equations. One possibility for this is that '6/14' is a typo, since students are always taught to write fractions in the most reduced form - in this case 3/7.

Your answer only satisfies the third requirement (112 more chairs are in rows of 7). Using the total number of chairs in your solution (1568 + 1456 = 3048), the number 3048 does not satisfy requirements 1 & 2: (6/14 of all chairs in 13s and 1/2 of of chairs in 7s)

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6/14 of chairs in hall are in rows of 13.

1/2 of chairs are in rows of 7.

There are 112 more chairs in rows of 7

Balance of chairs are stacked up.

What is total number of chairs?>>

This forum is indeed crawling with retards who failed their PSLE exams. I have been solving such easy questions which you morons termed as difficult since my PAP Kindergarten days.

2 rows of 7 makes 14 which is 1 more than 13.

So, 112 more in rows of 7 than rows of 13 means 112x2=224 rows of 7 and 112 rows of 13. (224x7=1568)-(112x13=1456)=112

Obviously you daughter can't remember he fractions correctly which rendered this question unsolvable.

6th Response:

why so complicated??

Use Model- drawing!!

1 unit = 112 (7-6)

14 units = 112X 14

that's all!!!

7th Response

I don't know the syllabus, but Simultaneous Equations were taught in Sec.2 for 14 yr olds more than 20 years ago. Not really surprising if they now want 12 yr olds to learn this for PSLE, although I can't imagine the damage on pri. 6 students minds, particularly those who can't think math.

Also, the question here was provided by someone's daughter, who might not have remembered all the figures correctly. We don't really know if this is what appeared in the exam paper.

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woahlau.. primary school where got so complicated.. anyway.. my compliment to you ...

My Verdict:

This is really crap. I cannot believe primary school PSLE math question can be so debatable. Believe it then. You need tonnes of brainpower to come up with proper reasoning skills to solve these question without the ALMIGHTY ALGEBRA. Worse still, as a tuition teacher, I need to EXPLAIN all these weird logic to my primary school tutee. Tell me. How can they ever understand? Just look at all the responses above. Some even wrote their simultaneous equation wrongly. You have to account for the 13s and 7s! Response 5 is correct.



Friday, October 5, 2007

Thursday Night and You're all Alone

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Alone and hungry on a silent Thursday night. Its time to find some delights and make a simple meal. Cheese, Bread, Tuna and Pork floss. Simple addition will tell you that the answer is cheesy tuna pork floss sandwich.

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Biz law + Sandwich + Carrot Fruit Juice. Wonderful! Haha

Tuesday, October 2, 2007

Mid Term

I eat well, sleep well and yet I am falling ill at this critical period. Yucks. I hate runny nose.

I am super pissed off with printing all the articles and notes from school. My ink printer is too slow for the job. I am going to get a laser printer to sort out this problem.

Stats Mid term down. 2 more to go

Homework

BGS project
Academic Essay 2
Mark's Holiday Assignment and Presentation. (Yes handsome boy, you SUCK!)

Monday, October 1, 2007

Sports Fiesta and Cookies

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Once again the Transformers have proven why they are the better teams around. We don't have a lot of skillful players. We only know how to enjoy ourselves on the pitch. This chill and slack attitude unleashed the potential in everyone. Somehow, we look formidable on the field. Amidst all the competitive floorball players, we emerged a respectable Fourth.

Evil Decepticons held the fort before the good old people from Autobots came to sweep up the final glory.

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The best part of the sports fiesta was when I wrestled with that bull for a good 22 seconds.

Plus we've got a chocolate cookies treat from Pris. I hope all my friends goes on baking spree everyday. Twinny, if you are reading this. I am still WAITING. That way, I'll have an unlimited supply of delicious cookies. Haha. Pris had to leave early to keep up with her baking momentum. She's on a baking high. Expectedly, her excuse to leave was to bake more cookies. I know most of you couldn't appreciate this 'excuse'.

Wait till you all try her cornflake cookies.

Arhh...I should have walked you to bus stop and slowly makan them. =P Quite shameless, but its worth it. LOL

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I want! I want!

Hi All,
For the first time in my teaching career, I have to beg each and everyone of you to help me by:
1. Providing a descriptive subject header with keywords
2. Indicating your BGS section
3. Indicating your TA, and where necessary, send CC to him/her
4. Practicing a bit of courtesy. It's not important to remember my name, but at least have a salutation such as "Dear Instructor"
5. Signing off with your name (it is only courtesy).
I know you are all very busy people with no time for trivial stuff listed above. Once again, I am BEGGING everyone to help me manage my emails efficiently. I have 160 students (plus assorted former students), it takes time to go to SMUVista to look for your photo or ID or my C folder to know who you are. Sometimes, I need to alert my TA who may be able to help you.
I apologize for having to send this message to all of you because too many of you are too busy, so I thought that if I BEG you would spare a moment to help me.
I don't know what else to say.
Sincerely,
Raj Komaran

I cannot help but laugh at the idiocies of some people. We know that technology is advance. But how do you expect people to know who you are when you don't even type your name properly. You're not chatting on msn. You are writing a letter in a digital format. This is just like what I told my tutee. Who is going know what this number is going to represent when you don't even write down your units? 65 monkey? 65 donkey? 65 jeslene? or 65 cm?

This only reflects one thing. A lot of students have been spamming the profs email asking him tonnes of questions/tips whatsoever. It has reached a stage whereby he needs to beg students... A SMU prof has been overwhelmed by competitive students.

These people simply took him for granted. Please stop wasting his time.