Da Boys of 2 SIR

This is so WRONG...

1) Xu Yan told me I slimmed down ... what the ... lol

2) My CSM tell me I have become more girly with long hair and braces ... what the crap ...

This is indicative of me losing masculine attraction. Gosh.

It also implicitly meant that I was undergoing some unnatural process of sex change. This is freaky!

Arhh...I need to go run and pump iron after the term ends....!!!

I went back to 2SIR last night to mark the success of the 12th Mono intake.

The callsign 'Spider' brings back plenty of fond memories. Its really cool to have your own personal call sign, and people acknowledge you through it over the radio.

'Spider! Spider! Enemy at your 3' o' clock 400 m away!'
'Spider! Spider! Take your position! The tanks are coming in 1 minutes time!'

There is this strange phenomenon. All those big sized and muscular Singaporean males whom you think are guardsmen, commandos are infantry guys are usually not combat fit. As a result they become clerks and stuff... (All the non-combat vocations) Unfortunately, the task to protect the nation is left to guys like me. So pathetic. For a fact, I'm definitely the first to die. Not because I suck and can't fight. Rather, I will be the first to be dispatched for war.

Oh well, thats life for ya.

Unlike other companies in the Battlelion, commanders of Charlie company are the most united. More than 80% of the commanders turned up. I'm sure we'll have a smashing time for our CAGE meeting!

Some Charlie boys are simply natural talents when it comes to dating. To them its a 3 step process

1) See target and become interested
2) Talk and go out
3) Become girlfriend

Its quite interesting listen to all their stories of conquest and the amazing things a guy can actually do when it comes to dating.

Heah is on his way to become a chef. Its always good to have a chef friend. When you are at a loss of ideas about what to cook or when you are desperately trying to whip up a delicious and presentable meal for your potential dates, you can always ask him for advice. Haha. Terry made full use of resources and got Heah to help him plan a romantic trip at the Botanical Gardens. WOOoooo

Heah, you watch it. You're wanted.

Ok Herbert, I gonna condemn you in this post. You read it. Whats up with the statement that there is no 'profit' hanging out with guys??? What kind of profit do you actually yield when you go out with girls??? You piece of shit. Next time if you ever appear for any gathering, we're going to tie you up, and make sure you have a smashing good time. A very HUGE margin of profit indeed.

2SIR Wooo Ahhh!