Friday the 13th

Friday the 13th is a very mysterious day. Uncountable urban myths and legends are passed down through generations speaking of all the weird occurrences on this date. What special things happened to me yesterday?

Enlistment

My brother was enlisted for army. He was sent to BMTC School 2 Taurus company. It felt nostalgic returning to such a familiar place. This dreadful Pulau Tekong is the island where I trained to become a specialist for a torturous 7 months. Every trip for book in and book out is so painful. A good 2 hours plus journey. Just imagine the joy I had when I was posted back to mainland.

Army is the rite of passage from boys to men. Well it sounds good. However I really wonder how many boys become men. I have to say that the majority who KENG and escaped hardship learnt ZERO life lessons. All they had learnt was to cheat and escape from reality. Well, you can say they are smart and exploited the flaws in the system. But just how these people can go in life. Escaping is never a solution. Life is going to catch up on you and torment you. Not everyday is Sunday.

In Tekong, I met my 2SIR PC. LT Jay is now officially CPT JAY. He is the officer commanding of School 1 Jaguar Company. The strangest thing that could happen is that my brother's Company Sergeant Major was my CSM 2 years ago when I was a recruit. What coincidence!

How's the camp food?

You're becoming a man. Soon... haha.

ORD loh!!!

St James

Friday the 13 was the most happening day in these 5 months I have worked. It was so dramatic, akin to watching a Taiwanese drama serial. All the fighting, cursing and swearing in the high class gallery bar. A happy reunion turned... The twist of events was so sudden that I couldn't comprehend what happened. The friend who was chased away was the one who spent lavishly on the girls. St James's top security had to come in break apart the rowdy crowd. Should they come a minute later, the first fight in gallery would break up. To be exact, a cat and dog fight.

Eventually the group broke up and all was that was left were broken glasses, torned vouchers, bottle cards and a voluptuous lady sprawling on the ground helplessly. She was one of the customers I served. She actually got so drunk that she ended up in a state of demonic possession. For the next 2 hours, she tucked herself into the trash bags and slept on the gallery floor. Occasionally, she will go into fits, screaming nonsense and crying. It was a sickly sight. She totally lost it.

The next hour was an reenactment of the movie Exorcist. Her eyes rolled up and all that was seen was white. She swing her head around like a mad women, vomit spilling out from the side of her mouth. Her weak husband was no match for her constant struggle. She threw her limbs all over the place, hurting everyone within a 1m radius. She screamed for help, screamed for her own death. Soon, she was knocking her head on the edges of the table and the steel button stool. I have never seen anybody so drunk, to the extent of seeking death. It was a horrifying sight watching this lump of meat crawling on the floor.

It had taken too long to move her away. Eventually, it was time was all of us to go home. That was not the end of everything.

Public shitting

A sick bastard server from Powerhouse got so drunk that he began vomitting and shitting all over the locker area in St James Power Station. This has to be one of the most horrendous thing I have ever seen in my entire life.

He sat at one of the side tables near lockers 240++, with his head glued to the table and hand swinging mid air in a pendulum motion. Vomit flow out from his mouth and you just cannot imagine how a face would look like with that sticky shit. Every few minute, he would clear his throat by spitting his vomit. Yeah, he's literally drowning in his own vomit.

This guy even lost control of his anus. God knows what he is thinking. He passed motion all over the locker area!!! The most shocking thing was that his faeces were at least shoulder height! He must have cleaned his backside with his hand, and conveniently rubbed those crap on the walls! I could not hold my breathe. The stench infiltrated my nostrils and started polluting my brains.
What a night...

*I wanted to put pictures from the movie Exorcist. However, the pictures are simply too gross and scary.